The best thing about a penguin, my kids tell me, is the joke. We are talking chocolate biscuits, of course, and what my twenty-something offspring remember fondly is the riddle on the wrapper. How ...

Fancy a cuppa? I’ll put the billy on and crack open some choccy bikkies, whaddya reckon? I was bloody devo this arvo when I thought the ankle-biters had finished the Tim Tams, but no wuckas -I found ...